Gotta Love Poke Cheerleaders...

[fortworth4ou2]

I'm watching the Bedlam game again. With 4 seconds left until the half and OSU down 44-17, Grogen was getting ready to kick a FG when the camera panned on the Poke cheerleader. She's going through her routine, looked into the camera, and said, "Let's go Cowboys. Way to go State". It was the 2nd part of her comment that tickled my funny bone.

Now that's optimism when you are down 24 points at the half and your team has been totally driven into the turf. As cute as she was, that was the night's most memorable and craziest comment for me. Anyone else catch it?

I'm so easily amused, me thinks.

Boomer Sooner

 

[K2C Sooner]

I'm watching the Bedlam game again. With 4 seconds left until the half and OSU down 44-17, Grogen was getting ready to kick a FG when the camera panned on the Poke cheerleader. She's going through her routine, looked into the camera, and said, "Let's go Cowboys. Way to go State". It was the 2nd part of her comment that tickled my funny bone.

Now that's optimism when you are down 24 points at the half and your team has been totally driven into the turf. As cute as she was, that was the night's most memorable and craziest comment for me. Anyone else catch it?

I'm so easily amused, me thinks.

Boomer Sooner

That reindeer talked?..........JJ

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I'm watching the Bedlam game again. With 4 seconds left until the half and OSU down 44-17, Grogen was getting ready to kick a FG when the camera panned on the Poke cheerleader. She's going through her routine, looked into the camera, and said, "Let's go Cowboys. Way to go State". It was the 2nd part of her comment that tickled my funny bone.

Now that's optimism when you are down 24 points at the half and your team has been totally driven into the turf. As cute as she was, that was the night's most memorable and craziest comment for me. Anyone else catch it?

I'm so easily amused, me thinks.

Boomer Sooner

Yep, I caught that, adorable.

Earlier, I was watching Heather Dinich on ESPN, and I started daydreaming about her and Hanna Storm, in bras and panties having a tickle fight...pretty cool.

 

[iasooner1]

Why the unnecessary attire for a fantasy daydream ?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Why the unnecessary attire for a fantasy daydream ?

I know, trying to keep it clean for the kids and the chronic wankers that may populate this board...

 

[PtLavacaSooner]

Hannah Storm? Really?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Hannah Storm? Really?

I had a feeling someone would challenge one of them...funny, I thought it would Heather...you uh, caught me off guard with that...Port Meister.

 

[SoonerTulsan]

I'm watching the Bedlam game again. With 4 seconds left until the half and OSU down 44-17, Grogen was getting ready to kick a FG when the camera panned on the Poke cheerleader. She's going through her routine, looked into the camera, and said, "Let's go Cowboys. Way to go State". It was the 2nd part of her comment that tickled my funny bone.

Now that's optimism when you are down 24 points at the half and your team has been totally driven into the turf. As cute as she was, that was the night's most memorable and craziest comment for me. Anyone else catch it?

I'm so easily amused, me thinks.

Boomer Sooner

The poor dear probably had no idea what the score was, who was ahead, or when the 7th inning stretch was going to be.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

I fully support daydreaming about tickle fighting amongst the ladies. It is an amateur hobby, but important none the less.

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

That reindeer talked?..........JJ

Yep. This one is the winner.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

The poor dear probably had no idea what the score was, who was ahead, or when the 7th inning stretch was going to be.

You're right, I tried dating cheerleaders...they are, with few exceptions, some of the dumbest women on the planet.
Oh, they look awesome, but damn, that only goes so far...then you have to cut your losses.
God bless them...they serve a purpose.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

You're right, I tried dating cheerleaders...they are, with few exceptions, some of the dumbest women on the planet.
Oh, they look awesome, but damn, that only goes so far...then you have to cut your losses.
God bless them...they serve a purpose.

I spoke with Neil Degrasse Tyson and he told me...in astronomical terms, the female in question is compared using the brightness of the human intellect to the inherent nature of a black hole to absorb said light. I took that to mean...she's about as bright as a black hole.

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

You're right, I tried dating cheerleaders...they are, with few exceptions, some of the dumbest women on the planet.
Oh, they look awesome, but damn, that only goes so far...then you have to cut your losses.
God bless them...they serve a purpose.

Easy now. A dear friend of mine's daughter is an OU cheerleader. She's very smart and will have no problems being successful. And she has strawberry blonde hair.

But knowing you, you're referring to all cheerleaders that aren't OUs. You're crafty like that. Did I mention she's athletic? And she gives me sweaty cheerleader hugs?

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

fitty, if needed, I'll be more than happy to text you a picture. No, no nudes. I don't have any, but we're working towards that level of trust.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Easy now. A dear friend of mine's daughter is an OU cheerleader. She's very smart and will have no problems being successful. And she has strawberry blonde hair.

But knowing you, you're referring to all cheerleaders that aren't OUs. You're crafty like that. Did I mention she's athletic? And she gives me sweaty cheerleader hugs?

I need a dear friend like that. Gross mixed with exciting mixed with a hint of guilt.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

fitty, if needed, I'll be more than happy to text you a picture. No, no nudes. I don't have any, but we're working towards that level of trust.

Sure, hell, I'm a good sport...try to work in some cleavage, you know, I ask so little, expect even less.
I'll put it in the lock box and never use it for an avatar...this, I promise...maybe.

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

I need a dear friend like that. Gross mixed with exciting mixed with a hint of guilt.

Yep. I've known the daughter since she was a baby. Awkward.

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

Sure, hell, I'm a good sport...try to work in some cleavage, you know, I ask so little, expect even less.
I'll put it in the lock box and never use it for an avatar...this, I promise...maybe.

I sent one to you bro. No cleavage. Just a teaser.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I sent one to you bro. No cleavage. Just a teaser.

Thanks, you're a good fellow.

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

Thanks, you're a good fellow.

Did you get the pics on your mobile device?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Did you get the pics on your mobile device?

Yes, I did...very nice looking young lady.

Mmm...I can't say anymore or some may think me a cad...

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

Yes, I did...very nice looking young lady.

Mmm...I can't say anymore or some may think me a cad...

Ha!

 

[K2C Sooner]

Ha!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

You're a dandy!

 

[Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc]

Yes, I did...very nice looking young lady.

Mmm...I can't say anymore or some may think me a cad...

"CAD?" Cranky and Degenerate?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

"CAD?" Cranky and Degenerate?

Mmm, not bad for a guy that's probably on his fourth wine cooler...

 

[trademarcs]

 

[PtLavacaSooner]

Now we're talking...

 

[Soo-ner]

You're right, I tried dating cheerleaders...they are, with few exceptions, some of the dumbest women on the planet.
Oh, they look awesome, but damn, that only goes so far...then you have to cut your losses.
God bless them...they serve a purpose.

Please replace cheerleaders with strippers and delete "with few exceptions" and I will stand by that quote, Course that's been a few years back! I understand now some of the girls are college students working to pay for college. I was just born to long ago I guess!

 

[Schoonerman]

My dream car!!!

 

[CarolinaCrimson]

You're right, I tried dating cheerleaders...they are, with few exceptions, some of the dumbest women on the planet.
Oh, they look awesome, but damn, that only goes so far...then you have to cut your losses.
God bless them...they serve a purpose.

Yes they do, yes they do.

 

[JConXtsy]

I spoke with Neil Degrasse Tyson and he told me...in astronomical terms, the female in question is compared using the brightness of the human intellect to the inherent nature of a black hole to absorb said light. I took that to mean...she's about as bright as a black hole.

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat." - Beavis

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

I think I much prefer this (be sure to scroll down to the bottom): OU Babe