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Chatty Recappy

Sooner in KS

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Jul 31, 2004
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It’s that time again… the time where you waste time and/or are informed on the chat of last night. Better get it started now because I have a whole lot of nothing to do today and if I don’t get going now I’ll only get half of it done.



Soonerinsc starts off the roll call at 7:34 with a here. Being this is an anonymOUs board, we don’t know where ‘here’ is, but with some detective work I think we can figure it out. SC might be South Carolina, but I dOUbt that is the case because everyone from South Carolina is being interviewed on the boob tube by either CNN, FOX, MSNBC or the Lifetime Channel. So that is ruled out. I think the ‘sc’ is referring to OUr recruiting in which SC would stand for a Sooner in s*** Creek.



Bob tried to get in the 1st here, but missed OUt, so he will get no more mention in the chatty recappy. Kinda like getting no mentions in coach of the year talks.



Tito is still listed as being on the team. Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon and Michael have already left.



In the weekly “next commit” question, this weeks guess goes to Moore. Moore commits please, but only if The Josh Man goes on vacation because that is the only time they happen.



Whaley is high on OU. If we were CU there would be more jokes inserted here.



The Josh Man man totally whiffed on the question of what is the most difficult part of his job. We went on some rant about time constraints and having family time. But the real most difficult part is leaving pride and decency at the door when going to do an interview in cargo shorts and a calf tattoo.



Little depth at OG because the coaches new best a couple years ago when they decided to not recruit too many linemen.



Hearing positives on the new coaches so far. That will change by the end of the 1st quarter of the 1st game when they will all be bums and need to be fired and/or sent as a peace offering to ISIS.



Note on so few notes: The Josh Man will try harder.


OU gets a 5 on a scale of 1-10 right now in recruiting. Used to be fighting for the cover of SI Swimsuit, now not good enOUgh for the girl next door.



Shocker of the the Chatty Recappy, BBJ didn’t remember the Josh Man.



The Josh Man is buying KSU and selling UT. Only because Snyder is a robot sent back in time from the future.



RedZone has been listening to ‘one sOUrce’ too much. Second shocker of the Chatty Recappy.

RZ also thinks Clemson is a ‘big time football atmosphere’. Yeah, that one National Title is big time. But they touch a rock and that is big time because ESPN says so.


Some more talk about recruits that will go to BU/TCU in the end. So I'll leave those parts out.


Bonus prize, first to respond with how many “OU”s are in this chatty recappy wins an all-expense paid trip to go Big Foot hunting with Wuf. He mentioned something about needing fresh bait.

 
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