Burning down the sofa...

[WhyNotaSooner]

no mo in Morgantown...

Morgantown bans upholstered outdoor furniture

 

[TexShoe]

Man, that's like banning Texas fans from throwing up the Hook'em Horns!

 

[humblesooner]

Originally posted by TexShoe:
Man, that's like banning Texas fans from throwing up the Hook'em Horns!

I vote in favor of that.

 

[Mr.Hyde]

It won't happen. If we win a big game, the sofas will burn.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Well, hockey damn it!

I guess you hillbillies haven't factored in the abnormally large amounts of carcinogens emitted from burning a fabric (probably very cheap) sofa.

So, get in there like it's 'Christmas Morning' Northern California sensimilla and huff it up!

Take some eye hits...

 

[Oklabama]

This law would never go in Mississippi. Half the homes there have either an old sofa or recliner on the front porch.
This post was edited on 4/19 8:57 AM by Oklabama

 

[Plainosooner]

I thought this was going to be a commentary on Bill Cosby's great old routine called Chicken Heart.

It's dated, now in multiple ways. But it's pretty funny.

Chicken Heart