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Burning down the sofa...

Man, that's like banning Texas fans from throwing up the Hook'em Horns!
 
Well, hockey damn it!

I guess you hillbillies haven't factored in the abnormally large amounts of carcinogens emitted from burning a fabric (probably very cheap) sofa.

So, get in there like it's 'Christmas Morning' Northern California sensimilla and huff it up!

Take some eye hits...
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This law would never go in Mississippi. Half the homes there have either an old sofa or recliner on the front porch.
This post was edited on 4/19 8:57 AM by Oklabama
 
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