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another piece of pie please

Had a large piece of warm apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream, then followed up later with a large piece of Tippin's French silk pie.
 
I tried to apply a lap band to myself this morning. Seeing as how I had no surgical tools, it didn't happen. Good thing I wore blue jeans. Their relative lack of waist stretch would have kept me from eating too much, except when they began to feel tight I took them off. My girlfriend left early. Selfish bitch.
 
I tried to apply a lap band to myself this morning. Seeing as how I had no surgical tools, it didn't happen. Good thing I wore blue jeans. Their relative lack of waist stretch would have kept me from eating too much, except when they began to feel tight I took them off. My girlfriend left early. Selfish bitch.
Yeah blue jeans are not a good choice, I wore cargo pants and they were lose, but not now.
 
Ate so damn much for Thanksgiving at 3:00 p.m. yesterday (including two servings of pumpkin pie with ice cream) that I didn't touch another bite until today at breakfast at 10:00 a.m.

I actually lost a pound and a half at Thanksgiving! First time in my life.
 
Ate so damn much for Thanksgiving at 3:00 p.m. yesterday (including two servings of pumpkin pie with ice cream) that I didn't touch another bite until today at breakfast at 10:00 a.m.

I actually lost a pound and a half at Thanksgiving! First time in my life.
How in hell did you do that.:oops:
 
Well I felt like I ate Magino and gnawed his bones clean...I havent eaten since. Doubled that dose of Crestor since I do worry about all that fat I dont need a third heart attack.
OMG, yeah that's not good, just watching the Sooners play can give you a heart attack. I am just a tad overweight, but not bad for a middle age man.
 
OMG, yeah that's not good, just watching the Sooners play can give you a heart attack. I am just a tad overweight, but not bad for a middle age man.

Stay active. run. walk, work out, play sports. Dont spent 30 years behind a desk smoking like a freight train eating McDonalds everyday for lunch!
 
I eat light during the week, more on the weekend, not a boozer or a smoker.moderate exercise, need more.
 
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