OT...BW2000 AND YANKEE...

[Soonersincefitty]

At last reckoning I only need 9 more likes and I'll hit a record 1300.

Could I count on you well heeled, fair fellows for a couple of those likes?

It would thrill me from the heart of my bottom.

Sincerely yours, SSF.

 

[K2C Sooner]

At last reckoning I only need 9 more likes and I'll hit a record 1300.

Could I count on you well heeled, fair fellows for a couple of those likes?

It would thrill me from the heart of my bottom.

Sincerely yours, SSF.

Well I gave you one. And you call be a slut.................JJ

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Well, thanks K2C.

You my friend, are an extremely good sport. Yes indeed you are.

 

[iasooner1]

I'm new to this "like" club with no pretense of ever achieving these lofty numbers.
What do you 'sluts' recommend for such advanced achievements. (and the chance of cash for likes is not an option for me to use, sadly)

 

[K2C Sooner]

Well, thanks K2C.

You my friend, are an extremely good sport. Yes indeed you are.

Well don't get all nice on me now. It's no fun being called a good sport. I'd rather be called the slut...............HA

 

[K2C Sooner]

I'm new to this "like" club with no pretense of ever achieving these lofty numbers.
What do you 'sluts' recommend for such advanced achievements. (and the chance of cash for likes is not an option for me to use, sadly)

Post pictures of sluts or the Confederate Flag............

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Well, you really want to know the secret?
It's rote volume. That's right. Saturate this mofo with anything that comes to mind...

That's not exactly true.
I think it's like this. I craft posts in my head long before I type them out.
That way I can edit in case something has changed.
Also, I proofread like crazy. If it's on the bubble, I'll wait until all the words fit.
Come on...one has to have learned some skills after 12000 posts, it only stands to reason.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Well, I'll be go to hell...looks like I won't need any help beckoned in the OP.

Stand down gents...for I am golden.

(he said with all due humility)

 

[Soonersincefitty]

This is just a riot!

This likes thing...it's just really nothing...no trophy, no prize money...yet it evokes such disproportional emotion in folks.

In conclusion, that alone has been the best part of the new format.
The gift that will reap dividends forever. Love it!

 

[iasooner1]

Not to worry my friend. You are already listed on the leader board, and by football season, my plan is to have as many posters here listed as possible (vs. the pay-siders). One guy (Dastardly Deed) is already shedding tears over my "likes".

Here you go...
http://oklahoma.forums.rivals.com/members/?type=likes

NOW that's COOL! I've a sizable lead over Murdock? Awlsumness!!!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Yep, not to pile on or belabor the point, we have 6 hail fellows well met in the top 20 from the freebie here.

All in all, not too shabby really.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Oh man, just so K2C doesn't feel slighted...

SLUT SLUT SLUT...oozing pustule of a slut!

(hope that helps)

 

[K2C Sooner]

Oh man, just so K2C doesn't feel slighted...

SLUT SLUT SLUT...oozing pustule of a slut!

(hope that helps)

That's better....now game back on.

Signed.

A Post Hole Slut............

 

[Medic007]

You can thank me later fitty. Your goals are my goals. Except when it comes to buying popcorn instead of a chili cheese dog.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Good lawdy Medic,
You're hanging onto that one like grim death...geez.

It's OK, ya punk azz beotch.

Said with all due respect, of course.

 

[sooner_mike]

At last reckoning I only need 9 more likes and I'll hit a record 1300.

Could I count on you well heeled, fair fellows for a couple of those likes?

It would thrill me from the heart of my bottom.

Sincerely yours, SSF.

At last reckoning I only need 9 more likes and I'll hit a record 1300.

Could I count on you well heeled, fair fellows for a couple of those likes?

It would thrill me from the heart of my bottom.

Sincerely yours, SSF.

Fitty, are you coming down the fourth?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Hey Sooner_mike...PM sent.

 

[iasooner1]

On the 4th, avoid the 5th (until you are safe @ home)...
Don't let some damn fool blow your hand off with some Chinese mortar!

 

[Section22Sooner]

Don't let some damn fool blow your hand off with some Chinese mortar!

Since you brought up the subject about fireworks, I've been pondering this for several years now.

Back in the 60's, the feds outlawed Cherry Bombs, Silver Salutes and M-80's. I was fortunate to have a steady supply of M-80's (the real ones) all the way into the early 80's. Those were some MAJOR LEAGUE powerful bombs. Then consumer fireworks went all-out pussy for about 20 years. Now there are these mortar shells, which I'd swear, are every bit as loud and powerful as the old M-80's, Cherry Bombs and Silver Salutes. How is that possible? How did this one get by the laws? (Not complaining, mind you).

 

[iasooner1]

I'm not one to know; anything other than baby snakes and sparklers are illegal in Ioway. (Who in there right mind ever thought handing a burning piece of metal, up to 2000 degrees was wise for children to handle is beyond me!) I have a big wad of black cats a bud in OK gave me that I'll use to launch a can tomorrow night a few times and piss off my old neighbors after dark...

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Well, if you all are looking for the big BOOM, go to a gun shop and buy a few exploding targets.

It's Tannerite. Just add the liquid catalyst, oscillate a bit.
The downside is you must shoot it with a high powered rifle from 100 ft.
Other than that it's, and excuse the expression...a blast!

 

[Section22Sooner]

We used to place M-80s in the cracks of an old wood cable spool and shoot at em with 22 hollow points. That was a heck of a lot of fun.

 

[BillyRay]

Since you brought up the subject about fireworks, I've been pondering this for several years now.

Back in the 60's, the feds outlawed Cherry Bombs, Silver Salutes and M-80's. I was fortunate to have a steady supply of M-80's (the real ones) all the way into the early 80's. Those were some MAJOR LEAGUE powerful bombs. Then consumer fireworks went all-out pussy for about 20 years. Now there are these mortar shells, which I'd swear, are every bit as loud and powerful as the old M-80's, Cherry Bombs and Silver Salutes. How is that possible? How did this one get by the laws? (Not complaining, mind you).

I dunno the exact answer to your question, but last night I went shopping at a fireworks stand here hoping to find some bottle rockets since I'm in Texas. Well, bottle rockets are illegal down here too, but the gal picked up these MUCH larger versions of rockets that are basically a bottle rocket that is about 10 times the size of an original bottle rocket. I was like, so how can bottle rockets be illegal, but you can sell those jumbo bottle rockets? I guess since they are technically too big to fire from a "bottle", they can't legally be considered bottle rockets. Sounded good to me so I bought a ton of them...gotta love when you can buy "loophole fireworks." haha

Maybe those "mortar shells" are playing on a loophole? I should have checked them out last night. I saw a section labeled mortar shells, but for some reason didn't go looking at them. I figured they would prolly be too damn expensive. I may go back now after reading your post 22. lol

 

[Section22Sooner]

The mortar shells sold in OK are very loud and powerful. Buy some big ones.

In OK, even the big rockets on a stick are illegal. But you can buy the finned rockets that are about as reliable as SpaceX. Go figure.

 

[K2C Sooner]

Test. Posting from my phone.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Y'all reminded me of an epic event a long time ago.

Picture this in your noggins if you will.
It's July 4th, 1976, in the evening. The Bicentennial. (back then I didn't get out much and I thought it was a celebration for sexually confused patriots, but I digress)

Pressing forward, we had a crew of around fifty peeps, around 20 knotheads, 30 to 35 babes out at Taylors ferry, Ft. Gibson lake.
We had it going on with several tents, 3 ski boats, an ignorant amount of booze and various other sundries.

About sunset, we staged an epic shore to boats bottle rocket fight. The three boats anchored out about 50 yards from shore. We had over 3000 bottle rockets.
I was in the shore detail, and as it went on we started to 'mortar' them into the boat people.
That's right, shoot them up and let them arc over into the enemy.
Pure fun...and no permanent casualties.

 

[Section22Sooner]

Ha ha ha.

You know, you could be the greatest contemporary writer of our time.

 

[MiccoMacey]

Bottle rockets used to come in packages of 12 packages of 12...or 144 (a gross). We used to take three or four of the 12 packs, unwrap them, stand them on a stump and let them fall wherever direction they wanted to. Then we'd light just one of the fuses in the middle of the pile, and run for cover.

After one went off, the sparks would ignite other fuses, and so on until 36-48 bottle rockets just took off in every direction. The goal was to not get hit, which was harder than it sounds. Tons of fun, but way more dangerous than needed.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Along the same lines of the OP, I noticed...OMG, that I only need 8 more likes and I'll reach that elusive, never before attained 1400 mark...
Oh my, this is huge!

However, it must be said that I'm in no way angling for any of you to give me any likes to that end. (wink, wink)

Oh no!
It would be the self important dolt that would do that shtick.
So, let your conscience be your guide, when you do not give me any likes solely by virtue of this pitifullly subdued post.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

 

[Section22Sooner]

Don't let some damn fool blow your hand off with some Chinese mortar!

Or your head - - like that genius did in Maine.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Yep, I feel for his people but damn, that was, for lack of a better word...stupid.

I read on an underground non PC site it was particularly gruesome.

 

[Medic007]

I have seen similar first hand. It creates quite the malleable skull.

In regards to this poor guy, the Fourth of July needs to be banned. Why is an entire day made for those irresponsible fireworks to kill and maim? Outrage.

 

[Sooners83]

I have seen similar first hand. It creates quite the malleable skull.

In regards to this poor guy, the Fourth of July needs to be banned. Why is an entire day made for those irresponsible fireworks to kill and maim? Outrage.

Malleable is not very good term for the properties of a skull. I watched a few YouTube's after hearing about that, and it is amazing what people actually do with them. I have had a couple of black cats go off in my fingers and that in itself was a learning lesson not to be repeated.